yo my dog DOESNT start barking like crazy whenever he sees a black person does this mean that my dog is smarter than all republicans?

yoisthisracist:

Yes, that’s completely true.

» Asked by Anonymous

inarresteddevelopment:

How come everyone calls me Crazy Eyes

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

(Source: pagets)

I was playing Donkey Kong 64 and my girlfriend was like "so, wait, the monkeys eat watermelons to restore their health?" and I was like "well fuck."

yoisthisracist:

Well fuck.

Well, fuck.

» Asked by Anonymous

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

when i was in high school i drew faces on plastic silverware and put them in my hair, my stepdad yelled at me and told me i could never do that again. murica.

(Source: leninistvaporwave)

xfreischutz:

I was going to review my french and linguistics but then this happened instead.
Except it’s 3.30am so it’s half-assed. //shotdead

But hopefully people will find this of use. \o/ Sorry this took so long, Anon, and I hope it answers your questions.

plannedparenthood:

To: you

xoxo your birth control.

Totally loving these Valentine’s Day cards from Planned Parenthood Minnesota, North Dakota, & South Dakota.

“broken english”

when my mother struggles to spell a word in english
I want to break the entire language
into little pieces
so the edges of these letters
will stop cutting her


— aysha via Diaspora Defiance
(via decolonizehistory)

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

(Source: astutes)

razerathane:

The stream froze on my end and

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I know, Pidgeot

I know