(Source: autistickitten)
While watching a film~
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"Oh 80s" "oh yeah hatchbacks" "oh yeah shag carpet" "that fucking haircut" "fucking 80s, I want to fuck all the girls and the boys are groce" "they're like 15 it would be illegal" "welp" "actors probs older though" "this was made in 1990 so they're probs way older than me now" "is it bad that this film is turning me on?" "Nope" "but they're 15 lol" "welp" "I love freckles" "yes good"
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
WHAT
OH
MY
YES
(Source: i-like-yo-face-thats-why-i)
(Source: ship-and-anchor)
When someone asks me why my flash is pointed backwards.
I wanna look at them like this and say “BITCH, I am a PROfessional!”
(Source: androgyns)
so true
I really, really want a lens with a short focal length
My 28mm is great but think of the possibilities…..
(Source: autistickitten)
Daniel Everett - Conversations with a Computer, 2008
Artist’s statement:
“Contained within the operating system of Mac Computers is a rudimentary electronic psychotherapist program. Meant to simulate a Rogerian therapist, it engages the participant in a cyclical conversation by taking his or her statements and roughly reconfiguring them into questions.
I met with this program three times a week for a month in order to discuss my fear that I was disappearing completely. These are three stills from our conversations.”
#but lmao they’re all either complimenting themselves or each other and then joss is like #beyonce obviously are you stoned who wouldn’t want her body #like he’s been waiting years to be asked this
Joss is my hero.
Beyonce is the only correct answer, let’s be honest.
LBR
(Source: oldmanglasses)
