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“If the occurrence of rape were audible, its decibel level equal to its...”

– Patricia Weaver Francisco (via sexismandthecity)

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“The Pew poll found that although 44% of Americans under 30 believe marriage is...”

– —From Time Magazine’s cover story on marriage this week. Well worth the read. (via thedeadline) *I think that the state of marriage is currently, to put it simply, screwed up. However, I definitely want to get married one day. (via nitesharora) *Well I second that it is in an iffy place but I...

Dec 1st

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Cat lady in the making

Dec 1st

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Can I just hire someone to carry all my things? My...

seriously.

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gosteadywith-me asked: Name: Kendall

Age: 17

From: Dallas, Texas! Forget what you heard it's fucking awesome ;)

Favorite hobby/sports/activity: Eh I was never the sporty type. I love art. I'm the photo editor for my school yearbook, vice-president of art club, I'm dating the GSA president so I guess I'm Mrs. President :3 I also love knitting and...

Nov 30th

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I have the best friends

Re Lianne: Poop
anomalousmatls: poop is crap
Re Lianne: Crap is shit
anomalousmatls: shit is feces
Re Lianne: Feces is dung
anomalousmatls: dung is scat
Re Lianne: Scat is droppings
anomalousmatls: droppings is B.M.
Re Lianne: B.M. is excrement
anomalousmatls: excrement is number two
Re Lianne: Number two is guano
anomalousmatls: guano is pellets
Re Lianne: Pellets  is stool
anomalousmatls: stool is diarrhea
Re Lianne: Diarrhea is manure
anomalousmatls: manure is chips
Re Lianne: Chips is waste
anomalousmatls: waste is anal discharge
Re Lianne: Anal discharge is cow pies
anomalousmatls: cow pies is poopoo
Fun facts: I never got that last message -Re

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“Just for a minute, try to imagine yourself in the shoes of someone who has spent...”

– Dopp Juice » Blog Archive » Genders and Drop-down Menus

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Nov 27th

besz: Replying to “Txt me if you find your phone!” with a “can’t find it!” txt from that phone isn’t that funny anymore. Damn you Google Voice! lolololol ):

Nov 27th